Tag: Star Wars

  • Star Wars: Episode VII

    This still brings happy tears to my eyes.

  • Reaping what you sow

    The Mandalorian is owned by Disney, and they’re a huge fuss bucket churning out hits like it’s going out of style. Having said that, they refused to renew a contract for an actress who, after being warned in writing three times, kept spouting TERFy, racist, and anti-semitic comments on social media. If one is going […]

  • The Princess Bride / Star Wars Crossover

    Here is the transcription of the GENIUS crossover that is The Princess Bride / Star Wars (originally from Reddit): “Hello. My name is Luke Skywalker. You killed my father. Prepare to die.” “Never go up against a Mandalorian when death is on the line!” immediately falls into Sarlacc pit “Bye, boys! Have fun storming the […]

  • Worst Star Wars Movie

    “The Last Jedi was the worst Star Wars movie to date.” You spelled “The Phantom Menace” wrong.